IT'S ROUND ONE, AND WE'RE COMING OUT SWINGING. WE DON'T CARE HOW OLD YOU ARE, AS LONG AS YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH. WE DON'T CARE IF YOU KNOW THE MUSIC, BUT IF YOU LIKE INDIE AND YOU'VE GOTTEN THIS FAR, WE HAVE A HUNCH YOU'LL KNOW PLENTY. WE DON'T CARE WHAT YOU WEAR, BUT IF YOU LOOK GOOD WE MAY TAKE A PICTURE OF YOU AND PUT IT UP HERE.

IN THE WORDS OF THE IMMORTAL LE TIGRE:

DON'T YOU KNOW? IT'S OUR DANCE FLOOR!
TKO - HEAR IT ON THE RADIO
TKO - PLAY IT ON THE STEREO
TKO - WATCH A LIVE VIDEO
TKO! TKO!

NOW CONFIRMED: TKO IS A DOUBLE BILL! YOUR REFEREE NATHAN K SPINS ON THE MAIN FLOOR, AND RINGSIDE VETERAN FIFI-HIFI SPINS UP ABOVE. THAT'S MORE INDIE GOODNESS THAN YOU CAN HANDLE AT ONCE!